If I could shoot my
eye out with that thing, I’d just
sit and watch TV.
A Christmas story
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It’s a wonderful life
Only if you’re not
the one doing the shopping,
cleaning and baking.
Clean sweep
My spare bedroom holds
many possibilities
under all that junk.
Alone time
I burn candles and
incense. Maintain silence. Find
myself in nothing.
Substitution
Sometimes, the hunger
that compels you to eat a
cookie is sadness.
Protection
Soldiers wear helmets.
Women wear makeup, styled hair.
Our mode of defense.
Fifth sense
Could I love you if
we did not touch, if I did
not mark you as mine?
Unbroken
The house of my heart
is white, clean, pure. No windows,
doors. No visitors.
Survivor – Family Holidays
Two tribes – In-laws and
Parents – force you to over-
eat, then watch TV.
Weight watchers
On weigh-in day I’d
inhale helium if it
would make me lighter.
a haiku a day 