Protection

Soldiers wear helmets.
Women wear makeup, styled hair.
Our mode of defense.

Urban Outfitters

J’s Pied Piper calls.
Mecca of offbeat fashion,
she shops in a daze.

Winfrey loves Obama

Oprah and Barack
sit in a tree, campaign for
the Presidency.

Feeling fat

Going to New York
to be on TV. Need new
clothes. A tent would work.

All about the page views

Should I say what I
feel, or what attracts readers?
Tempting to sell out.

Thanksgiving – turkey envy

Brine, barbecue, deep
fry, roast, smoke? How many ways
can you do one Tom?

Overdone do

If her hair was much
bigger you’d mistake it for
blonde cotton candy.

Twitter

Why bother with this
service when I keep up with
A Haiku A Day?

Second life

In another world
I am prettier, skinny,
naturally blonde.

Panera’s

Cup of coffee gets
you free wireless. Suburban
pretty people lunch.