Lori Drew rationalizes

“She hurt my daughter,
so I wanted to hurt her.
Can’t you understand?

Weight watchers

On weigh-in day I’d
inhale helium if it
would make me lighter.

J’s sense of style

She’d buy Free People,
match and mismatch carelessly,
revel in oddball.

Feeling fat

Going to New York
to be on TV. Need new
clothes. A tent would work.

All about the page views

Should I say what I
feel, or what attracts readers?
Tempting to sell out.

A little obsessed

I keep coming to
post like a lover checking
for text messages.

Black Friday

Kmart opens at
4am. Outlet mall at
midnight. Who needs sleep?

Time saving dinner ideas

If every meal
were cereal, we’d all have
more hours in the day.

John McCain & the B word

I’d have crossed party
lines for you ’til today. Where
was your chivalry?

Overdone do

If her hair was much
bigger you’d mistake it for
blonde cotton candy.