Day after election day

I saw the losing
candidate cross
the empty parking lot.

Green home

Chuck tests our house for
energy efficiency.
We’re tight as a drum.

Blogosphere

If everybody
blogged, we could not go to war
knowing each other.

Ron Paul 3 – boost your stats

Who’d have thought? One name
mentioned in my blog would blow
page views through the roof.

Dewmocracy

props to writeitoutplease for this one

Dayglo yellow green
drink attempts to co-opt our
freedom with caffeine.

Barack Obama 2 – busta move

The man can dance. (Saw
him on “Ellen.”) Think of the
inaugural ball.

Hillary Clinton 2 – public opinion

Electable? That
question dogs her campaign. She
inspires love – or hate.

John Edwards

Poverty platform
and expensive haircuts? Your
wife should run instead.

Fred Thompson.

No Ronald Reagan.
Stay on TV. Too bad your
friend’s a drug dealer.

John McCain

Good man, but why did
he sell his soul to the Bush
Administration?