Thrill of the kill

Urban mall jungle.
Shoppers prowl for deals, fangs bared,
credit cards dripping.

Winfrey loves Obama

Oprah and Barack
sit in a tree, campaign for
the Presidency.

Thanksgiving – division of labor

They’ll watch football. We’ll
cook. Men and women. Hunters
and gatherers still.

Hillary Clinton

Don’t you know no girls
allowed? Threaten the big boys,
they call you a bitch.

John McCain & the B word

I’d have crossed party
lines for you ’til today. Where
was your chivalry?

He said, she said

Is America
ready for its first female
president? Ask Bill.

Bait and switch

Time for another
Ron Paul mention so I can
get my page views up.

Jump the shark

My life is content
driven, looking for the next
big thing to embrace.

Moral chicken

They saw a film on
how poultry is killed. They cluck
as I eat hot wings.

Famous people

Write about ’em and
stats go up. I try not to
let this affect me.