Prom date

Deciding who to
take like negotiating
Mideast peace treaty.

Sexist comment from an unlikely source

haiku from Trisha who was there

Gay flight attendant
Shares gender stereotype
Astounds passengers

Silda Wall Spitzer

Wan, pale, red-eyed, she’s
the poster wife of Wynette’s
song, “Stand By Your Man.”

Saving grace

While I throw pennies
into a coin jar, Bear Stearns
gets a big bailout.

“Victimless crime”

Alan Dershowitz
said about prostitution
the lie men believe.

Eliot Spitzer

When a righteous man
is caught with his pants down, it’s
likely he’ll get spanked.

Last minute

posted to my Twitter account

Project due and I * like the late adopter I * am, haven’t finished.

Obama: Candid Date

It’s said women swoon
at his rallies, yet his wife
once called him stinky.

The other half lives

It’s fun to see what
it’s like and then go back to
being nobody.

Morning in midtown Manhattan

In the skyscraper
canyons, light outlines moving
shapes sipping Starbucks.