Thanksgiving procrastination

Canned pumpkin sold out.
Damned overachievers! I’m
a “last-minute” type.

Overcaffeinated

Any more coffee
and I’ll have energy to
power six cities.

Dumbfounded

Dude. Complete strangers
read the byproducts of life
inside my head. Sweet.

The abyss, glimpsed

An email from a
stranger descending into
madness unnerved me.