I’ll Dramamine my
self into torpidity,
sleep through drink service.
Tomorrow’s flight
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I’ll Dramamine my
self into torpidity,
sleep through drink service.
Category Archives: paranoia
Packing for vacation
separating the
non-essential from the much
needed is painful.
Protection
Soldiers wear helmets.
Women wear makeup, styled hair.
Our mode of defense.
Deal or no deal
TV’s “Fisherman
and His Wife” story for our
times. Unalloyed greed.
Survivor – Family Holidays
Two tribes – In-laws and
Parents – force you to over-
eat, then watch TV.
Lori Drew rationalizes
“She hurt my daughter,
so I wanted to hurt her.
Can’t you understand?“
Weight watchers
On weigh-in day I’d
inhale helium if it
would make me lighter.
Unproductive
Inertia roosting
inside me like a hen un-
willing to lay eggs.
Feeling fat
Going to New York
to be on TV. Need new
clothes. A tent would work.
Midnight munchies
To eat or not to
eat? My stomach says yes, my
hips scream don’t you dare.
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