My daughters watch the
Gilmour Girls non-stop, wishing
I were Lorelei.
Not Lauren Graham
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Category Archives: oddball
A little obsessed
I keep coming to
post like a lover checking
for text messages.
Thanksgiving – after dinner
Post-tryptophan, we
watch Forrest Gump and digest
the day’s memories.
No reason to get up
The more I compute,
the lazier I get, and the
saggier the couch.
Time saving dinner ideas
If every meal
were cereal, we’d all have
more hours in the day.
Thanksgiving dilemma
If you clear out the
fridge for the turkey, then where’s
the other food go?
Thanksgiving procrastination
Canned pumpkin sold out.
Damned overachievers! I’m
a “last-minute” type.
Tim Burton
He made Johnny Depp
a household name, and keeps Hot
Topic in business.
Overdone do
If her hair was much
bigger you’d mistake it for
blonde cotton candy.
Dumbfounded
Dude. Complete strangers
read the byproducts of life
inside my head. Sweet.
a haiku a day 