Last minute

posted to my Twitter account

Project due and I * like the late adopter I * am, haven’t finished.

High school play

Geeks transformed into
leading men stop hearts, but then
revert back next day.

Daylight Savings Time – March 9

Spring ahead and lose
an hour. What I could have done
in that length of time…

haikouldn’t ask it of you

“Read my poem? Please?”
In real life I’d get blank stares.
Here, you’re back for more.

Dubious milestone

Just over five months
This one four hundred fifty
Art or wasted time?

I’ve lied to you

A haiku a day?
Not quite. Some days the tap runs,
some days it’s bone dry.

Ides of March

‘Beware!’ Caesar was
told. Like teens in horror films
he didn’t listen.

In like a lion, out like a lamb

What’s that mean? That spring’s
a dominatrix, whipping
March ’til it submits?

Obama’s turban

Headgear gone wild I
tip my hat to idiots
who have flipped their lids.

Gary Busey on the red carpet

Anyone who makes
Ryan Seacrest sweat deserves
a special Oscar.