posted to my Twitter account
Project due and I * like the late adopter I * am, haven’t finished.
posted to my Twitter account
Project due and I * like the late adopter I * am, haven’t finished.
Geeks transformed into
leading men stop hearts, but then
revert back next day.
Spring ahead and lose
an hour. What I could have done
in that length of time…
“Read my poem? Please?”
In real life I’d get blank stares.
Here, you’re back for more.
Just over five months
This one four hundred fifty
Art or wasted time?
A haiku a day?
Not quite. Some days the tap runs,
some days it’s bone dry.
‘Beware!’ Caesar was
told. Like teens in horror films
he didn’t listen.
What’s that mean? That spring’s
a dominatrix, whipping
March ’til it submits?
Headgear gone wild I
tip my hat to idiots
who have flipped their lids.
Anyone who makes
Ryan Seacrest sweat deserves
a special Oscar.