Immobile

I’m sleeping on the
couch again. I write ’til late,
then collapse in place.

Mitt Romney

I don’t know whether
to vote for him or put him
on and go play ball.

Daylight savings time 2 – Sunday 2 a.m.

How can one person
be so excited about
an extra hour’s sleep?

November 1st, according to Mike Myers

That candy still sits
there.  What would Fat Bastard say?
“Get in my belly!”

Mindless bingeing

When I eat crazy
trans fat, hot wings, donuts, all
sucked into the void.

Majesty

My husband’s pride is
African violets, purple
faces genuflect.

Trick or treat 5

I answer the door.
Offer kids cooked broccoli
They demand candy.

JD & Elliot 8x/day

My daughter channel
surfs, feeding her ‘Scrubs’ habit.
I’m no Superman.

Revealed

We have never met.
And yet, reading this, you know
who I really am.

Gavotte

This is the dance in
side my head. No two left feet.
Only thoughts, spinning.