Lair of the pack rat

HGTV shows
designer homes while I nest
in my own clutter.

A little obsessed

I keep coming to
post like a lover checking
for text messages.

Tim Burton

He made Johnny Depp
a household name, and keeps Hot
Topic in business.

After lunch crash

Too many carbs. Need
tea, coffee, power drink. No
rest for the weary.

Procrastination

I start out strong with
good intentions. Sit at the
computer. Day’s shot.

Overdone do

If her hair was much
bigger you’d mistake it for
blonde cotton candy.

Overcaffeinated

Any more coffee
and I’ll have energy to
power six cities.

Dumbfounded

Dude. Complete strangers
read the byproducts of life
inside my head. Sweet.

People watching

Discreetly I eye
them waiting for that gesture
that unlocks the soul.

Twitter

Why bother with this
service when I keep up with
A Haiku A Day?