500 haikus

From a Revealing
start to this auspicious point –
my life in short form.

Laptop

An adult blankie.
To take one from its owner
will make grown men cry.

Salt Lick barbecue

Vegans, stay away,
lest your firm resolve melt from
tender smoked brisket.

Ithaca, NY

Ph.D.s waitress
here, M.A.s babysit, ’cause
no one wants to leave.

Disorganized

Incrementally
I clean unearthing a clear
space on the table.

Blog trolls

haven’t found me yet
they lurk like dirty water
under dark bridges

Eliot Spitzer

When a righteous man
is caught with his pants down, it’s
likely he’ll get spanked.

Fuzzy logic

posted to my Twitter account

I need sleep, but I * need to work but I need sleep * to work can’t think straight.

Trying Twitter

Emily Bronte * labored quietly but I * scream “Here are my words!”

only blog can make a tree

a dilemma of
riches in tiny topaz
the art of language