Among extraordinary women

I am the dull one, struck
mute by accomplishment
what I do, nothing.

I’ve lied to you

A haiku a day?
Not quite. Some days the tap runs,
some days it’s bone dry.

Gary Busey on the red carpet

Anyone who makes
Ryan Seacrest sweat deserves
a special Oscar.

Constant reader

see also Inconstant blogger

That you’ve found me and
read my life in seventeen
syllables floors me.

Live your dream

Today J begins
flying not yet a driver
the sky’s the limit

Contemplating midnight urban exploration

We drive to where his
girlfriend’s dad says the haunted
tunnel is. We freak.

Oscars’ best dressed

Bjork’s swan an urban
red carpet legend. Today
beauty takes no risks.

Oscar red carpet

So hungry but the
dress fits stumble past photogs
smile stop nod pose smile.

Night before the Academy Awards

Dreams of Oscars like
sugarplums dance in their heads.
Hollywood’s Christmas.

After a few drinks

Midnight ghosthunting
at a tragic landmark seems
like a cool idea