Sibling rivalry – cat fight

Happy, they’re kittens
fluffy and sweet. Mad, they’re all
claws, spitting, hissing.

Lori Drew rationalizes

“She hurt my daughter,
so I wanted to hurt her.
Can’t you understand?

Feeling fat

Going to New York
to be on TV. Need new
clothes. A tent would work.

All about the page views

Should I say what I
feel, or what attracts readers?
Tempting to sell out.

A little obsessed

I keep coming to
post like a lover checking
for text messages.

Thanksgiving – turkey envy

Brine, barbecue, deep
fry, roast, smoke? How many ways
can you do one Tom?

Thanksgiving procrastination

Canned pumpkin sold out.
Damned overachievers! I’m
a “last-minute” type.

Hillary Clinton

Don’t you know no girls
allowed? Threaten the big boys,
they call you a bitch.

Second life

In another world
I am prettier, skinny,
naturally blonde.

High school

You’ll never again
feel pain, joy both at once. Be
so at odds with life.