Twitter

Why bother with this
service when I keep up with
A Haiku A Day?

The abyss, glimpsed

An email from a
stranger descending into
madness unnerved me.

Abandoned laptop

Guy next to me walked
out to take a call. His life
opened on his Dell.

Second life

In another world
I am prettier, skinny,
naturally blonde.

Panera’s

Cup of coffee gets
you free wireless. Suburban
pretty people lunch.

Unlikely search engine terms

Google found me with
wind for thursday november
2007.

He said, she said

Is America
ready for its first female
president? Ask Bill.

Bait and switch

Time for another
Ron Paul mention so I can
get my page views up.

Puppy love

She said her dog’s paws
smelled like Doritos. “She’s nuts”
I thought. Then I sniffed.

Jump the shark

My life is content
driven, looking for the next
big thing to embrace.