Trigger happy

Aim, fire! Chemical
fragrance confirms strong toxins
at work. Die, germs, die!

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Selling out

Buying a domain
name to monetize content.
The new bourgeoisie.

Fiscal cliff

Cost to average
household: Five thousand. Voting
the bums out: Priceless.

 

Weed laced with PCP

She turned to cake, felt
herself melting, the devil
eating his way out.

Natural born plant killers

No one waters them.
Tiny cells plead, but TV
seems more important.

Why I need to sleep

When I stay up late
my thoughts move oddly like lab
mice stunted by drugs.

Why

on another blog
gross comment deposited
like defecation

Eliot Spitzer

When a righteous man
is caught with his pants down, it’s
likely he’ll get spanked.

Negative campaigning

With all this trash talk
even the winner comes out
smelling like garbage.

Contemplating midnight urban exploration

We drive to where his
girlfriend’s dad says the haunted
tunnel is. We freak.