No greater self-love
than a dog licking itself
with satisfaction.
Because they can
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Category Archives: embarassment
VH1 shows
It’s the guilty splurge,
potato chips for the mind.
You can’t watch just one.
Weight watchers
On weigh-in day I’d
inhale helium if it
would make me lighter.
Unproductive
Inertia roosting
inside me like a hen un-
willing to lay eggs.
Feeling fat
Going to New York
to be on TV. Need new
clothes. A tent would work.
a haiku a day 