Fast forward to the
next holiday in the stores.
Retail at light speed.
Christmas future
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Category Archives: consumerism
November 1st, according to Mike Myers
That candy still sits
there. What would Fat Bastard say?
“Get in my belly!”
Mindless bingeing
When I eat crazy
trans fat, hot wings, donuts, all
sucked into the void.
Trick or treat 6
Every year they say
they’re too old, but hit the streets
for that sugar fix.
Trick or treat 5
I answer the door.
Offer kids cooked broccoli
They demand candy.
Trick or treat 4
Only buy the good
candy because you have to
live with leftovers.
Ripoff
No pumpkins any
where, except for Wal-mart which
wants ten bucks a pop.
a haiku a day 