Children’s show

J’s Sleeping Beauty.
Small kids grab at her princess
gown with sticky hands.

Never enough time

I cook mornings so
I can eat evenings. I call
it planning ahead.

Cup of gluttony

When you take skim milk
in your coffee, heavy cream
is an indulgence.

Famous people

Write about ’em and
stats go up. I try not to
let this affect me.

No pumpkin pie

Instead, a pumpkin
cheesecake. Traditions are good.
Cheesecake is better.

Get a life

Front-load energy
saving washer. Fun to watch
clothes spinning around.

Triage

When we run out of
batteries, we sacrifice
the TV remote.

Green home

Chuck tests our house for
energy efficiency.
We’re tight as a drum.

New furnace

Hadn’t realized the
thermostat had to be set.
Freezing at 60.

Dewmocracy

props to writeitoutplease for this one

Dayglo yellow green
drink attempts to co-opt our
freedom with caffeine.