Thanksgiving – turkey envy

Brine, barbecue, deep
fry, roast, smoke? How many ways
can you do one Tom?

Thanksgiving – all in the timing

I’m the kitchen air
traffic controller, and the
oven my runway.

Thanksgiving dilemma

If you clear out the
fridge for the turkey, then where’s
the other food go?

Thanksgiving procrastination

Canned pumpkin sold out.
Damned overachievers! I’m
a “last-minute” type.

Tim Burton

He made Johnny Depp
a household name, and keeps Hot
Topic in business.

After lunch crash

Too many carbs. Need
tea, coffee, power drink. No
rest for the weary.

Overcaffeinated

Any more coffee
and I’ll have energy to
power six cities.

Twitter

Why bother with this
service when I keep up with
A Haiku A Day?

Abandoned laptop

Guy next to me walked
out to take a call. His life
opened on his Dell.

Second life

In another world
I am prettier, skinny,
naturally blonde.