Brine, barbecue, deep
fry, roast, smoke? How many ways
can you do one Tom?
Thanksgiving – turkey envy
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Brine, barbecue, deep
fry, roast, smoke? How many ways
can you do one Tom?
I’m the kitchen air
traffic controller, and the
oven my runway.
If you clear out the
fridge for the turkey, then where’s
the other food go?
Canned pumpkin sold out.
Damned overachievers! I’m
a “last-minute” type.
He made Johnny Depp
a household name, and keeps Hot
Topic in business.
Too many carbs. Need
tea, coffee, power drink. No
rest for the weary.
Any more coffee
and I’ll have energy to
power six cities.
Why bother with this
service when I keep up with
A Haiku A Day?
Guy next to me walked
out to take a call. His life
opened on his Dell.
In another world
I am prettier, skinny,
naturally blonde.