Hillary Clinton

Don’t you know no girls
allowed? Threaten the big boys,
they call you a bitch.

John McCain & the B word

I’d have crossed party
lines for you ’til today. Where
was your chivalry?

Overdone do

If her hair was much
bigger you’d mistake it for
blonde cotton candy.

Twitter

Why bother with this
service when I keep up with
A Haiku A Day?

Second life

In another world
I am prettier, skinny,
naturally blonde.