Urban Outfitters

J’s Pied Piper calls.
Mecca of offbeat fashion,
she shops in a daze.

Not Lauren Graham

My daughters watch the
Gilmour Girls non-stop, wishing
I were Lorelei.

Feeling fat

Going to New York
to be on TV. Need new
clothes. A tent would work.

Midnight munchies

To eat or not to
eat? My stomach says yes, my
hips scream don’t you dare.

All about the page views

Should I say what I
feel, or what attracts readers?
Tempting to sell out.

Thanksgiving – division of labor

They’ll watch football. We’ll
cook. Men and women. Hunters
and gatherers still.

Time saving dinner ideas

If every meal
were cereal, we’d all have
more hours in the day.

Thanksgiving – all in the timing

I’m the kitchen air
traffic controller, and the
oven my runway.

Edward Scissorhands

A-Depp-t cult classic
fairy tale, gothic icon
all rolled into one.

After lunch crash

Too many carbs. Need
tea, coffee, power drink. No
rest for the weary.