Interview

Hear myself rambling
on, using sixty words when
six would do, and cringe.

Mopping

Keep your Swiffer. I
like bucket, water, ropy
fringe head, old school clean

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Downton Abbey

Those clothes. That house. I’d
plead agoraphobia,
never leave the grounds.

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100th follower

What’s your platform? they
ask, but frown at haiku blog.
Thanks. You’ve proved them wrong.

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Trigger happy

Aim, fire! Chemical
fragrance confirms strong toxins
at work. Die, germs, die!

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Where there’s smoke

No caveman struggle
to keep warm. Just a cozy
Sunday ritual.

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Wild child at 86

She shares her story
of youthful risks. Wants my thoughts.
Jesus, you’re still nuts.

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Takeout

Fork scrapes styrofoam,
a sound that grates my nerves. I’d
rather cook myself.

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