Reclaiming the word,
she grabs the bitch by the horns
and makes us all proud.
Tina Fey’s new black
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Monthly Archives: February 2008
Negative campaigning
With all this trash talk
even the winner comes out
smelling like garbage.
Last lines
for jem who says, “it’s your last lines that get me everytime.“
I’d like to think of
myself as the O. Henry
of the haiku form.
Bad choice for the Oscars
Could Cameron Diaz
maybe have done her hair? That
ponytail so wrong.
Gary Busey on the red carpet
Anyone who makes
Ryan Seacrest sweat deserves
a special Oscar.
Leap year day
Secretive. Works for
the CIA. Won’t say where
it’s been for four years.
February 29
Like the extra hour
when we fall ahead, this one
day a trick in time.
Constant reader
see also Inconstant blogger
That you’ve found me and
read my life in seventeen
syllables floors me.
Inconstant blogger
see also Constant reader
Like a lover who
wanders I return here to
check in now and them
Headache
Accomplished nothing
’til I took Motrin a whip
that tamed this tiger
