Tina Fey’s new black

Reclaiming the word,
she grabs the bitch by the horns
and makes us all proud.

Negative campaigning

With all this trash talk
even the winner comes out
smelling like garbage.

Last lines

for jem who says, “it’s your last lines that get me everytime.

I’d like to think of
myself as the O. Henry
of the haiku form.

Bad choice for the Oscars

Could Cameron Diaz
maybe have done her hair? That
ponytail  so wrong.

Gary Busey on the red carpet

Anyone who makes
Ryan Seacrest sweat deserves
a special Oscar.

Leap year day

Secretive. Works for
the CIA. Won’t say where
it’s been for four years.

February 29

Like the extra hour
when we fall ahead, this one
day a trick in time.

Constant reader

see also Inconstant blogger

That you’ve found me and
read my life in seventeen
syllables floors me.

Inconstant blogger

see also Constant reader

Like a lover who
wanders I return here to
check in now and them

Headache

Accomplished nothing
’til I took Motrin a whip
that tamed this tiger