Sleeping on the plane

Like trying to use
your tongue as a lint brush, you
wake up fuzzy-mouthed.

Packing for vacation

separating the
non-essential from the much
needed is painful.

It’s not Christmas without…

Andy Williams. Bing
Crosby. John Lennon. Jose
Feliciano.

Christmas triage

Not enough time for
cookies, cards, decorating.
Which one do I skip?

High School Musical Meets 2008 Presidential Race

Brainiac Barack
cheerleader Oprah campaign.
A Disney moment.

Gentlewomen’s lament

God rest ye merry
gentlemen? I don’t see them
lifting a finger!

A Christmas story

If I could shoot my
eye out with that thing, I’d just
sit and watch TV.

It’s a wonderful life

Only if you’re not
the one doing the shopping,
cleaning and baking.

Holiday spirit

Like catching snowflakes,
this melts quickly from the heat
of a stressful month.

See hear taste smell touch

If you had to pick,
what sense would you sacrifice?
Impossible choice.