Oh Christmas tree

We bring it home, put
it on life support so we
can hang ornaments.

Christmas tree lot

Sad orphans ripped from
the forest stretch out their limbs
pleading, ‘Take *me* home.”

Christmas lights

Like flickering tongues
of flame in green…blue…red. Just
plug in and enjoy.

VH1 shows

It’s the guilty splurge,
potato chips for the mind.
You can’t watch just one.

Picking Christmas trees

Like speed dating, if
they make a good impression,
they come home with us.

Deal or no deal

TV’s “Fisherman
and His Wife” story for our
times. Unalloyed greed.