Thanksgiving procrastination

Canned pumpkin sold out.
Damned overachievers! I’m
a “last-minute” type.

Tim Burton

He made Johnny Depp
a household name, and keeps Hot
Topic in business.

Overworked

Busy is when you
sit down to watch a movie
and you fall asleep.

Edward Scissorhands

A-Depp-t cult classic
fairy tale, gothic icon
all rolled into one.

After lunch crash

Too many carbs. Need
tea, coffee, power drink. No
rest for the weary.

Procrastination

I start out strong with
good intentions. Sit at the
computer. Day’s shot.

Headache

Steamroller coated
with glass shards rolls back and forth
just behind by eyes.

Winter landscape

First snowfall blankets
unraked beds of leaves. Nature’s
default is beauty.

Hillary Clinton

Don’t you know no girls
allowed? Threaten the big boys,
they call you a bitch.

John McCain & the B word

I’d have crossed party
lines for you ’til today. Where
was your chivalry?