Ron Paul 2 – what’s the fuss

I saw his photo,
read his bio. Still don’t get
this Ron Paul man-love.

Barack Obama 2 – busta move

The man can dance. (Saw
him on “Ellen.”) Think of the
inaugural ball.

Hillary Clinton 2 – public opinion

Electable? That
question dogs her campaign. She
inspires love – or hate.

John Edwards

Poverty platform
and expensive haircuts? Your
wife should run instead.

Fred Thompson.

No Ronald Reagan.
Stay on TV. Too bad your
friend’s a drug dealer.

John McCain

Good man, but why did
he sell his soul to the Bush
Administration?

Rudy Giuliani

He doesn’t walk the
Republican Party line.
Gotta admire that.

Mitt Romney

I don’t know whether
to vote for him or put him
on and go play ball.

Barack Obama

Barack Obama.
Another candidate whose
name fits on one line.

Hillary Clinton

Hillary Clinton.
I like a candidate who’s
name fits on one line.