Mindless bingeing

When I eat crazy
trans fat, hot wings, donuts, all
sucked into the void.

Mindful mouthful

When I eat healthy
it’s cottage cheese rye crispbread.
I’ll live forever.

Majesty

My husband’s pride is
African violets, purple
faces genuflect.

Bus stop – daylight savings time

7am could
be midnight. Kids stand on street
corners like hookers.

Trick or treat 6

Every year they say
they’re too old, but hit the streets
for that sugar fix.

Trick or treat 5

I answer the door.
Offer kids cooked broccoli
They demand candy.

Lost and found

Moving furniture,
the Bermuda Triangle
is under the couch.

Trick or treat 4

Only buy the good
candy because you have to
live with leftovers.

JD & Elliot 8x/day

My daughter channel
surfs, feeding her ‘Scrubs’ habit.
I’m no Superman.

Ripoff

No pumpkins any
where, except for Wal-mart which
wants ten bucks a pop.